Too little time, too many choices, most of them wrong.
A lot of the spam that ends up in my G-mail mailbox comes from people with the coolest names. They all work at The Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical. So far today, I’ve made friends with:
It’s so nice to have friends.
If you’re standing with your “posse” in front of the doors that allow people to enter and exit the building, and you don’t move when people try to pass through –
If you’re standing in the stairwell gossiping with a co-worker, blocking people from going up and down the stairs –
If you stand in front of both microwaves while cooking your leftovers, completely unphased by the radiation, making it difficult for someone to get by you who is clearly waiting to heat his or her lunch in the unused microwave in front of you –
Then you, my friend, are a human obstacle. Get the hell out of the way so that people can move back and forth in these areas that are clearly designated for moving.
Oh, and try not to act so surprised and offended when people are walking through your group and pushing around you to get to where they need to be.