04.22.05

It’s my birthday and not yours!

Posted in rants at 10:47 pm by admin

Or it might be your birthday too… who knows? But I don’t care! This is about me!

It’s been a really great day so far, with various IMs, phonecalls, a birthday hug, and a very nice lunch with a co-worker. Tonight I’m going to dinner, and then I’m going to go out and party my ass off!

And screw the gym! I was going to go today, but I’m not going now because it’s my birthday and lifting weights hurts. And God doesn’t want me to hurt on my birthday. I’ll repent by going to the gym on Sunday.

Please feel free to shower me with gifts, cake, and kisses, as suggested by my dear friend nicole, or just add some comments to my blog to let me know that you’re actually reading it. The registration will literally only take you a few seconds.

Also, if you decide to sing “Happy Birthday” to me, please remember that Time Warner currently owns the copyright to the song, and don’t forget to send royalties, or the RIAA might slap you with a lawsuit.

After my weekend of fun and excitement, I will be returning to the blogosphere (that’s a really stupid word, honestly) with full force. Until then, enjoy celebrating my existence, if only for one day!

In the words of Nicole, “YAYAYAAYAY IT”S MY BIRTHDAY WOOOOO”.

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