04.18.05
Shouldn’t you be mourning the Pope?
To the creepy guy at the gym with the cross tattooed on his back:
I don’t know what you think you’re doing sitting around in a towel for hours on end, taking a shower, wandering from one bench to another, taking another shower, wandering to another bench, staring at me, staring at the person next to me, taking another shower, putting on lotion, sitting on a different bench, taking yet another shower… but YOU NEED TO STOP.
There are many places in this world for you to pick someone up — truck stops, parks, bars, the Mormon temple — please let those of us who are going to the gym (and HATE it ALREADY) have a peaceful, non-threatening experience. In other words, don’t make an already uncomfortable experience all the more irritating.
Oh, and since you have a massive cross tattooed on your back, shouldn’t you be mourning the Pope? How would the Holy Father feel if he knew you were looking for ass when he’s barely even settled into his catacomb for his eternal rest?
Shame on you.
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