05.09.03
irony
so, i’m walking with my friend john (who sits in the cube next to me) out to the car to go to lunch and he says, “See that red Trans-Am over there? I used to have a car just like that!” I cleverly say, “At least you don’t have it anymore,” to which he replies, “I loved that car.” And conveniently, this middle-aged man with a ponytail (ultra-conservative idiot talk show host Michael Savage has a term for these men - “red diaper-doper babies”) walked past (clearly within earshot) and got into said Trans-Am. how convenient that he heard me insult his mid-life-crisis-mobile.
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